I know I'm not.
Fuck me this is dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i only went out for like half an hour,
And now this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Well don't do that again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Some people are making a fortune from it
Al Gore, for one
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Al Gore is making money from this shit thread?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Cunt makes money out of EVERYTHING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Every time someone is attacked by a bull he gets money.
It's a ah-ha-ha-ha 'Gore tax'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

No, they make gloves and stuff

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Money makes cunts out of EVERYONE
Everyone makes money out of cunts

and so forth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Thanks "Milton Friedman"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

That man has no first name
That always freaks me out. Like that singer, Taylor Swift. WHAT Taylor Swift? Why does she go by her surnames alone? Why has she even got two surnames without the conventional hyphen between them?

Same goes for Monty's Dad. Bruce Lee WHAT, exactly? Who doesn't have a surname? I bet he changed it when he got into movies, a lot of people do that, like Angelina Jolie. His surname's probably Fannygrab or something embarrassing. Hollywood changed him, man.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)

His real name was Bruce Forsyth so he had to change it to be a member of Equity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I prefer the alternative
that the conspiracy theorists are right, Bruce Lee never died, he had a massive chin grafted on in order to pursue a career in light entertainment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I'm saying nothing
*taps nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Never trust anyone with two first names as their whole name
Also - never trust a man in grey leather shoes.
Words to live by
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hmm
My first and surname can both be both:

2 first names or 2 surnames...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You're Gary Neville's dad?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

this is one of the worst things
anyone has ever accused me of
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)