I'm not a fan of windfarms, they're ugly, and generate bugger all leccy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I didn't know your mum was a wind farm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

By rubbing her briskly, much static is generated.
And how are you you hippy? Tickety boo?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Pretty shit to be honest BP old bean.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Fucking pissed off mate.
Will problems with my sister. Basically she's refusing me cash, on the grounds I "might do something stupid with it". Cunt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Beyotch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)

You think your ex missus is a cow?
Man, you want to meet my sister and her daughter. Like the Borgias on speed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

There could be a Nobel Prize in this
solving the energy crisis by generating electricity from your mum.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

If we used a few mums, the possibilities could be endless.
I shall investigate using science.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I think they're attractive.
And they produce a decent amount of electricity, the problem being that the more you put up the less effective they become. because all the windiest places will get full and then you'll have to use less windy places.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)