Plumdozer - putting the "no" into "Rohypnol" etc

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Putting the 'hip' into rohypnol.
ACTUALLY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Putting the "h" into bedsit
more like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Click click click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)

What the I don't even?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Beds(+h)it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Ninja

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Bedsit?
Nope.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I assumed of dapper catalogue model wouldn't be seen dead
but "putting the sh fl into flat" doesn't work as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I haven't lived in rented accommodation for years.
Do you think I'm some sort of prole?

Don't answer that question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)

That doesn't preclude you from living in a bedsit or a flat
or a council house
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I wasn't aware one could buy a bedsit.
And why buy a flat? But speaking of council houses, I was looking through all the old title deeds etc the other day, and the previous owners of my house got their mortgage from the local council. I had no idea councils did that sort of thing. It was the 50s though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Times were hard, etc
Ask Monty, he was there. As to your first points, I don't know if you can buy bedsits for any other purpose than renting them out en masse. And buying a flat isn't a bad idea if you just want to get onto the property ladder. Perhaps this only really applies in London where an actual house costs a diamond the size of your head.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Buying a flat is for getting on the ladder, but there's not much you can actually do to it to increase the value.
You can't extend it. If I had the cash I'd convert my loft and have 4 bedrooms instead of three.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Yeah we've been looking at doing the same thing
but are plumping for knocking through the kitchen into the dining room to create more space.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I could knock through my lounge to the dining room, but I like having separate spaces.
I'm restoring my lounge floor at the moment, been sanding the fuck out of it for the last three days. After some minor sanding tonight I'll be staining and varnishing. Should be done by the weekend.

The wood's really beautiful, the house was built about 1900 or so.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

More space less rooms sometimes lessens the value
Not all the time but enough for you to think very carefully before doing so.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Fuck's sake Harters you sweaty bellend.
Stop doing ninja edits in a zany manner.

You do realise that the general consensus on here is that you're a prick weirdo who just follows people around spouting memes at them, right?

That is, when you've taken the time to remove your cock from your son's mouth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)