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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I lied, I got an email, looks like I'll be here for another half an hourNewwwwsss
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9724630/Its-a-Knockout-presenter-Stuart-Hall-arrested-on-suspicion-of-rape.html
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oh man, I was under the impression that the octogenarian who had been arrested was Rolf Harris(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
The previous octo was from Berkshire, this one is from Cheshire.(
Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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I wonder if he used rohypnol.*It's a Knockout lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Battered- putting the 'sensual' into 'non-consensual sex' since 1988.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I assumed of dapper catalogue model wouldn't be seen deadbut "putting the sh
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I haven't lived in rented accommodation for years.Do you think I'm some sort of prole?
Don't answer that question.
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That doesn't preclude you from living in a bedsit or a flator a council house
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I wasn't aware one could buy a bedsit.And why buy a flat? But speaking of council houses, I was looking through all the old title deeds etc the other day, and the previous owners of my house got their mortgage from the local council. I had no idea councils did that sort of thing. It was the 50s though.
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Times were hard, etcAsk Monty, he was there. As to your first points, I don't know if you can buy bedsits for any other purpose than renting them out en masse. And buying a flat isn't a bad idea if you just want to get onto the property ladder. Perhaps this only really applies in London where an actual house costs a diamond the size of your head.
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Buying a flat is for getting on the ladder, but there's not much you can actually do to it to increase the value.You can't extend it. If I had the cash I'd convert my loft and have 4 bedrooms instead of three.
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Yeah we've been looking at doing the same thingbut are plumping for knocking through the kitchen into the dining room to create more space.
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I could knock through my lounge to the dining room, but I like having separate spaces.I'm restoring my lounge floor at the moment, been sanding the fuck out of it for the last three days. After some minor sanding tonight I'll be staining and varnishing. Should be done by the weekend.
The wood's really beautiful, the house was built about 1900 or so.
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More space less rooms sometimes lessens the valueNot all the time but enough for you to think very carefully before doing so.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:05,
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Fuck's sake Harters you sweaty bellend.Stop doing ninja edits in a zany manner.
You do realise that the general consensus on here is that you're a prick weirdo who just follows people around spouting memes at them, right?
That is, when you've taken the time to remove your cock from your son's mouth.
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Let's see him laugh this one off.Evening boys and girls / flids and mongs
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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AlsoI was in a 'High St electronics retailer' tody, and I laughed like a deacon at the name of this company.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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TodyWhat has the fat bloke from Neighbours got to do with anything.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:36,
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Everything, Jeff.He's a lawyer who used to be a wrestler.
How's you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:40,
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hahahman, that name as everything fanny and wang
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:37,
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There is a clothes shop in Macau called Wanko. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:41,
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I spent at least a small part of todaywandering round with a fake blood covered stake telling students I'd dealt with the vampire problem. Oh and telling them about the expansion of Russia. I make my own amusement at work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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yeahbut they have to listen to me, FOOLS!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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If only they sold cars(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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no, I meant I would do intercourse with her, given the opportunity.HTH xx
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Oh, I don't dispute thatI was simply suggesting that your minimum requirements in a female were not so lofty as to begin and end with your fellow modelling types.
HTH xx
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Was that a height gag?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52,
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I have certain standards, best not discuss them, we've got into verbal fisticuffs over my taste in blondes before, haven't we?(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Ewwwwwwww Blonde beer?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53,
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BEARS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56,
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You can go nuts over blondes all you like now mateand obviously I didn't really mean that you'd stoop so low. Don't take the internet so seriously, etc. Coleen Nolan? I ask you.
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Was that a height gag?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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My mum has no gag reflex(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
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I dont know I have no nose.........................?Wait I think I got that wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:08,
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Darth he's been bullied on QOTW and on Talk today.......O/T is his last refuge.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51,
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The man's skin is like a shield of steelHe's a modern-day humanoid short Scotch and slightly less believable version of Batfink.
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Admit you are his karateAMIRITE?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53,
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I was thinking more fat slanty eyed bastard to be honest(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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How DARE youI am neither slanty eyed nor of questionable parentage
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First lol of the thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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