Well,
actually, he might just be a scamp. I used to have a dark alley down to the street I used to live. One night an old friend was behind me, and kept upping his pace as I upped mine (i didn't know it was him, and thought I was being followed) and eventually bottled it and ran off. When he told me it was him, and how funny it was, I started doing the same thing to strangers, and watch them quite often run off down the road.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I still lol at that one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I was hoping to meet someone up on the common and see if I could scare someone today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:39, Reply)

You are EVIL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:40, Reply)

you should totally try it, it is fucking hilarious.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I did once but she outrun me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:43, Reply)

lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:44, Reply)

hilarious unpleasant iyou're a woman on your own. Some cunt did something similar to my wife recently. Don't underestimate the level of upset...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:44, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Not as much as if he caught her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:47, Reply)

i know it's horrid,
i won't do it anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:52, Reply)

LIES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Battered might be upset if i accidentally scare his wife.
And he has enough to deal with without me getting all up in his wife.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)

i imagine it's more than her does

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Or 'he does', even.
WTN
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)

BAD B3TH BACK IN YOUR BOX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)