how come some parties are called functions?
What is the function of a party? Stupid fucking posh pricks, renting out a room in a pub for some sausage rolls and cava isn't a fucking function

You dicks
(quintsy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED SHUT UP

( Kroney, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:56, Reply)

well it shouldn't be, if the function is that it's a social thing then it should funcktion off

(quintsy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Your mum is a function.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

yeah well your mum is a dullction

(quintsy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Your mum is a Dick Shun
This is possibly the best thing I have ever written
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I fear it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It's a social function if the purpose of the gathering is something other than getting drunk and pulling the office tart
like those charity drive things the Americans do.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

yeah but I've been to loads of parties where they call it a function
But there's no function to it at all, are you calling all caterers a liar?
(quintsy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Caterers are renowned liars, Quints. That's why they're caterers and not high court judges.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

monty's stools are so black that they have trouble finding a job, and rarely pay child support

(quintsy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)