A misbehaving bank?
I'm not sure if you're some kind of international fraud investigator or if this is Cockney rhyming slang.

I'm off the booze at the minute actually, owing to happy pills. The prospect of a dry Christmas is not one that I've given much thought. It might be alright, mightn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No, it'll be shit and you know it will.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I dunno
I've been coping with what you people think qualifies as a decent Christmas for some years now, removing booze from the equation can;t be much worse than losing out on meat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

No meat?
Are you taking the fucking piss?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Errrm, yeah. It'll be fine!
I work for the bank's insurers. They want money, I say po-ta-to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

So the first one then
You're like a James Bond/Mervyn King hybrid.

Shame. I was looking forward to learning what the Cockney for "misbehaving bank" was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)