So I thought I was with Direct Line. Called them up because I couldn't find my documents.
I'm not with Direct Line. I've never been with Direct Line. Turns out I'm with Hastings Direct and my documents were on top of my computer. The same computer I'm typing on. The same computer I searched for Direct Line's customer services number on.

This is going well.
(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

WTN

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

DEACON ALERT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

+of retreat?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You're only with Hastings Direct as it reminds you of the last time the French army won anything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I am aware of the veracity issues within that post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

One in the eye for Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)