He sounds like he should be in AC/DC
Not sure why, that is literally the first thought that popped into my head. Have a feeling their singer is called Brian J-something. Can't be bothered to look it up, they're not very good. Who's Brian Jacks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

80s judo sensation and Superstars, ah, superstar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Brian Johnston.
Brian Jacks presented "superstars"

and was, by the law of everything right now, probably some kind of padeo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Nah it's fine, that was the 80s. Paedophilia stopped after the 70s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Ah, right so. Phew.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

That's the beggar
Isn't he the most successful man ever to be born in Newcastle, or something? He should be. Johnston, not Jacks. Am not measuring success in "number of kids nobbed"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I thought he was from Shields, not Newcastle
/pedant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Same place
Everywhere in the North East is basically Newcastle innit

/ducks and covers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

yeah, that's reet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)

He was the lead singer of 'Geordie' in the 70s.
No 't' if we're playing at pedants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Brian Johnson
Brian Jacks did Judo, then later competed on Superstars.

It's Monty's favourite joke, everytime Roota or I mentioned Brian Jacques (the author) in the past.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

It's a very funy joke. Very funny INDEED, I'll have you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Sorry, I should have said 'I kill you' over and over a-fucking-gain to be truly amusing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Infidel

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)