I'm totally gonna answer this truthfully and give you lot more ammunition to bully me with
Altalt: dunno who's on the shortlist? Bradley Wiggins maybe?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bet you, it's your hair.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
I GET THIS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I do not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

now I do
Lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Ha fucking ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Wiggins, who as the first Englishman to win TdF, probably the toughest trial in sport, will walk it
Also Mo Farah, Jess Ennis, Chris Hoy, Andy Murray, Ben Ainslie, Nicola Adams *cough*quotas to fill*cough*, Katherine Grainger, Rory McIlroy, David Weir, Sarah Storey and Ellie Simmonds.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)

He won't, though
because the general public are involved in the final decision, and the general public are fucktards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Oh, no doubt, they most certainly are
But Wiggins not only won Olympic Gold but was already a national icon. The fact that this had more to do with his sideburns than his achievements is a bit tragic but everyone knows who he is. It'll be him, Ennis, Farah or Murray, for the "fucktards" reason you mention. Even though this will leave Ainslie wondering what he's got to achieve to get a nod.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Let's not forget Hoy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Had his moment four years ago
Three Olympics golds and a knighthood isn't a bad return. Did he win SPoTY then too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Maybe he just needs to use a little bit more 'Suzie salt'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)

1/10

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I kill you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Did he win the gold at the egg and spoon race?
Works well as as rhyming slang, food and sports related? Three for one MO-fuckers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)