I don't know any mentals, apart from on here
There's a bloke I vaguely knew who ended up moving to Kansas (from Coventry) and marrying a hippocrocapig and becoming a (or letting out his inner) Libertarian. Fond of "let them all die" style rants when any form of social safety net crops up in discussion. Okay I do know one.

Alt: Can't remember, too long ago.

AltAlt: Guy rollerblading past in a mankini and a Dr Who scarf. Nipples like chapel hatpegs, the poor bastard.

AltAltAlt: Patrami, Gherkin and Mustard Mayo sandwich with Prawn Cocktail flavour crisps. The crisps were on offer, it was them or Cheese and Onion so I went for the lesser of two evils.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sad crisp times, lighters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)

How the Lighty are fallen, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Is there a worse crisp flavour than Cheese and Onion? I think not
(in general release, I mean, the "builders breakfast" ones they did a while back tasted of egg and almost made me vomit)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Walkers steak and onion can GTFO
What was wrong with beef and onion the fucktards at Walkers know nuffink
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

You've gone for the far superior crisp there, stop your whining.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)