He'd use an electric razor because he had decided to make my Christmas shopping experience shit.
I'll go for the one with the biggest discount. That makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have one of those Phillips 3 head jobs, it's probably the best electric razor I've owned.
Can't remember the model number though, soz. I hate wet shaving; always have.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I've just dropped a Phillips wet n' dry razor in my Amazon basket.
I haven't read the reviews, but I'm working on the basis that in addition to being an averager razor, he'll also be able to shampoo his carpets with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I think you're needing the new Remington Fuzzaway
He liked it so much he bought the company.

Which is no longer trading...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

OMG three head jobs WOW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I didn't really think about that when I posted it...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

You Deffo. want it now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Me too!
We're Razor Buddies!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)