Steady on, he's not that bad.
Poor Macca.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He is you know.
And he's fucked a cripple, so Courtney is a logical extension being that she's batshit mental.

He should also try heroin; preferably a large dose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I think everyone should. It's well nom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Well, he's got more money than sense, so this shouldn't be difficult
His Christmas presents for others in the past have been bordering on obscene.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Like that time when he got Heather a plane
and a ladyshave for the other leg.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Damn you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

My Dad phoned me at 1am on a Monday morning to tell me that joke.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I didn't think so at the time; he got me out of bed.
I only answered it as at the time my mother in law was dying and I thought it might have been 'the call'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
The last drunken phone call I had was off a friend to whom I'd recommended a takeaway in Liverpool. He phoned me at 3am to berate me that it was closed, I told him to piss off, whilst laughing quite a lot.

The one before that was my very drunk friend informing me her Nan had died, not the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)