i fucking love my pretty sports car, it's a massive indulgence, but worth it for me
however, being rear wheel drive and low slung and small, it sucks in the ice, and will not be going anywhere until there is no more ice. i'm pretty sensible, had a totally clean licence for 17 years.

alt: fuck it, buy a bugatti instead.

altalt: i love sitting on london buses at night. during the day or if i am driving or walking, i fucking HATE them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

london buses massive black cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

+ gay

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)

+hat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

+bebbeh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

oh i hate you all
/stomps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Horray!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i said stomp, not flounce
you rancid festering bogey of a man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)

You fat northern tart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

oh man
i went downstairs for a salad and a cheeky lemon tart. they had totally sold out of lemony goodness. fuck the nasty chocolate and pecan ones, who wants those?

thanks for reminding me of my loss. thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

My pleasure.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)