I draw the line at cold showers in the winter
Apparently he was held up in the Blackwall Tunnel. Fucking highwaymen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I refuse to have cold showers at any time
My shower stopped working for a few days recently, ended up having a whores bath every day, before heading to a friend's for a shower after a couple of days.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Had some at the height of summer. Marvellous, they were.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Wow that's a pretty far-fetched excuse for being late in this day and age.
'Honest guv I wernt in the caff I was being robbed by Dick Turpin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)

He was out of the tunnel when I phoned at 8:25 so "should be with you in a few minutes"
In his hovervan? Rush hour London traffic doesn't allow one to pop next door "in a couple of minutes".

I can work from home, though, so I might as well get stuff done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:39, Reply)