how queer
One of my friends is studying pharmacology and I've just found out that one of her set course texts is one of my uncle's books. Apparently he seems like 'a bit of a dude'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Is 'dude' Scotch for 'fucking great poof'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)

he's English.
Unfortunately some FEB blood runs in my veins. Sad times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)

scots are fucking stupid
eg the contract i am looking at now. plain english: standard auction conditions relating to commercial properties (except for lots in scotland where "scottish articles of roup" will prevail)

articles of roup? what the actual fuck are they yammering on about, jock mcthick?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Great story, sis.
Got any more like that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)

fucking hundreds
over here, if you want to terminate a lease, you forfeit it. everyone knows what forfeit means. in scotland, you "irritate" it. forfeiture is known as "irritancy". that means fuck all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I know how a terminated scottish lease feels.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

you do realise that Scots law is separate and distinct, yes?
A roup is an auction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Don't start, 'dozer! Of course she does, she is only admitted in England and Wales.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)

then why is she being a bellend?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)