had your Xmas party yet?
Mine is tomorrow and there's an imposed seating plan. I could end up on the same table as the MD or CEO. I hope I don't get too pissed and bring out my standup gags.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Best advice is to alternate between hard and soft drinks at works do’s.
That and sit where the fuck you like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:56, Reply)

it's alright HH
The SMT think I'm wonderful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Pffffftttttttt
Last time I try to give you advice.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)

also: just don't go

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I have to go.
It looks deucedly bad not to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Mike Posner's forthcoming ZZZzzzzzzzzzz
KWS did it better
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:10, Reply)