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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In Edinburgh, but staying in as it's full of 'ger yar' cunts.
Then, once the fireworks have finished, it will of course be, YM.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
She's getting pretty booked up.
Do you want to go before or after Tangles?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'll be first, don't do sloppy seconds and she likes my girth first.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
For Tangles, it'll be like trying to find a woodbine on the M4.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I'm beginning to regret showing you my cock now :(

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I regret asking you for a woodbine.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
You still smoked it.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I'd put a filter in it next time.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've lost the thread of where this analogy is going.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I think we've established that Battered is going to fuck my mum before you.
That's largely it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)
That's only fair
I usually have first go on his wife.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Damn right, they don't call me 'Mr 14 long and 7 round the base' for nothing*


*in fact, I'm never called that. I crave the recognition I deserve.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Thanks, Dozer.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I was talking inches, not millimetres, you cheeky west country cunt.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I thought you were talking thou

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I was referring to the 'crave the recognition I deserve' bit of you post.
Thus the Dozer comment.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
ah. Not wrong with the rest of my post though apparently.
You getting your arse to mars between now and Christmas?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Mars?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Twix?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:26, Reply)
* Total Recall lols *

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
You, Stunned and Monty
Could reprise your collective Total Recall roles...

'the three tits'.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)

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