Well this place is rocking.
What are you doing for New Years Eve?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:56, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your mum
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

You spaz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

:D
Y'alright Jeffers?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Boss.
Just looking for a new mobile phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)

get a galaxy s3. they're fucking amazing.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)

It looks like it'll either be the Samsung or the iPhone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

iPhone 5 FTW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

There are arguments for and against both of them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:18, Reply)

So your choice is either a really good phone, or the phone of choice for those who enjoy shotgun marriages.
I'm not saying which way you should go Jeff, but I think it's pretty clear.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:18, Reply)

hahaha
I've never owned any Apple products, and I'd imagine it'll stay that way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)

That's why your mum loves him.
His leg brace really gets her frothing.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Picking up Triple Overtime.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Sounds like a damn good plan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Actually a check of the roster tells me I'm on the day shift on the 31st.
So I'll be getting drunk in That Oxford.
And then picking up triple overtime with a HORRENDOUS hangover on the night of the 1st.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Yeah, but you'll get drunks throwing up in the back of your cab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I don't go saarf off ve river.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)

In Edinburgh, but staying in as it's full of 'ger yar' cunts.
Then, once the fireworks have finished, it will of course be, YM.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

She's getting pretty booked up.
Do you want to go before or after Tangles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I'll be first, don't do sloppy seconds and she likes my girth first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)

For Tangles, it'll be like trying to find a woodbine on the M4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I'm beginning to regret showing you my cock now :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I regret asking you for a woodbine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

You still smoked it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I'd put a filter in it next time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've lost the thread of where this analogy is going.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I think we've established that Battered is going to fuck my mum before you.
That's largely it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)

That's only fair
I usually have first go on his wife.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Damn right, they don't call me 'Mr 14 long and 7 round the base' for nothing*


*in fact, I'm never called that. I crave the recognition I deserve.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Thanks, Dozer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I was talking inches, not millimetres, you cheeky west country cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I thought you were talking thou

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I was referring to the 'crave the recognition I deserve' bit of you post.
Thus the Dozer comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)

ah. Not wrong with the rest of my post though apparently.
You getting your arse to mars between now and Christmas?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Mars?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Twix?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:26, Reply)

* Total Recall lols *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)

You, Stunned and Monty
Could reprise your collective Total Recall roles...

'the three tits'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)

probably the traditional
increasingly polite and uneventful party at my friends' house. I want a house party where you get wrecked and get up to larks and shenanigans :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)

See, the problem you've got here is you are in your 30s, not your teens.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)

And she is limited her pulling potential to 'larks' when there are other types of bird available.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)

It amazes me that Cavy is still single with all the help and advice she gets here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)

We should start throwing in the odd bit of bad advice.
Just to see what happens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)

It couldn't make things any worse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Hang on. I'll find out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Nothing.
Not even a 'thank you'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Unless she's on facebook right now creating an 'event'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:16, Reply)

If you want a wild party Cavy.
I suggest you have one yourself. Advertise it on Facebook too. In fact, only invite people on Facebook. That's very important.

Make sure you take a load of photos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Listen to Jeff, Cavers.
He knows what he's talking about here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:06, Reply)

The larks need to know where the party is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)

nasal sex
Probs a house party somewhere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Flying up to Scotland.
Then the day after, there's a fair chance I might meet some internet spastics for drinks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)