I used a 1000 year old Wee Jimmie McTaggart Auchtenbuggghauich
NO I DIDN'T I USED SOME CHEAP SCOTCH FROM TESCO YOU FUCKING HELMET, DO YOU THINK I'M RETARDED?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yes I do.
Glenfarclas do a marmalade don't you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I'm certain that's fascinating to someone.
However
a) I made mine at home so relevance here is almost non-existent
b) what part of 'povvo 'I made this' Xmas gift' are you struggling to comprehend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:41, Reply)

what part of
'Prick off and go and give CQ a gob job' do you not understand?

Wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)

which part of
'you're turquoise and a midget - are you a fucking smurf?' are you struggling with?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)

is this you teasing me about being a recovered stammerer?
You horrible bully.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Did you drink the rest of it this morning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Christ no.
Much as I love 'Special Reserve' Tesco blended Scotch, and goodness me I truly do, even I with my iron constitution draw the line at having it for breakfast, although I did LOL at the label which read 'makes any occasion special', including 'shouting in a bus shelter', I presume?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

First lol of tuesday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:54, Reply)