No, I can bend at the waist you utter cretin.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i hope your plane crashes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

If it'll rescue me from your relentless bleating, I'll welcome it.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I can't believe you'd actually welcome fireydeath over talking to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I guess you don't read your own posts very often.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

what kind of egomaniac goes back and reads their own posts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

*jazz hands*

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Nakers doesn't believe 'knees' are real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It must be nice to live a life so simple
that simple act of getting out of bed, or squatting to take a dump, is full of so much magic and mystery.

"How does my body do it, when it remains upright and rigid at all times?" he wonders aloud, whilst his care worker once again silently considers whether euthanasia wouldn't be kinder.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)