dear Kim Jong Un
Alright dadless? Did you know there's a club on the internet you can join?

Merry Christmas,

Quinten

PS is everything in proportion? Y'know cos you're quite short and barack obama looks about 6'4"
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

alright, i'll just go home then
fuck you lot
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah seeya.
Not really.

This lot are cunts, Q.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Nice crockery - Xmas shopping, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)

incidentally, although my pots are actually black
my kettle is more of a beigey-magnolia colour
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)

true story that, guys
i can keep this up all week
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

*writes this down*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

most of my cutlery is stainless steel
with like a fine line along the outlines
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

i have a set of coffee mugs, all of them uniform brown
but i rarely use them, i have many novelty mugs, usually the size of a small barrel that i most often use to drink from
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

The discarded first draft of "Parklife"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

there aren't any parks particularly near me
and the greenspace around my flat is under-maintained.

i keep thinking someone will clear it up a bit, but they never do
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I see. Do go on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I could do with some salt and pepper pots

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Mmm-hmm?
Anything else?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)

i have various kitchen utensils
none of them matching.

my girlfriend got me a purple rubber whisk once, WHAT ON EARTH WAS SHE THINKING??
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)

it was totally ineffectual
i doubt it could even stir soup
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

What a STUPID WHORE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)

i should have shoved it up her cunt

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)

YEAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Now that is how you make a frothing clopper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)