Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'd rather teabag Wilf than spend any online time with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:20, Reply)

haven't you two had sweaty manbumlove yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)

*bokes*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:22, Reply)

that's sexy talk for 'yes and it was great'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)

he made a typo
he meant *pushes back*

and *whispers "be tender with me, dozer"*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)

And
Dozer sighs "can I push your stool in?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I hope the Russians take you captive and perform painful experiments on your obese torso.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)

and a happy new year

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)

we had a wonderful session thegither
Where Batso was trussed up in his best neon pink gimp suit and I was finding out precisely how much of my cock I can get inside him.

It took a lot of lube and he squealed hard when I finally got balls deep in there. I could see his belly getting pushed out from the inside as I fucked him, and he came massively from the prostate milking my dick was giving him.

So I pulled out and came all over his sweet little face.

True story xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Bluuueeerrrrgghhhhh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)

oh my!
I'll be in my bunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:29, Reply)

someone's been reading "last exit to brooklyn" again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I love that book.
Have you read Glamorama and Atonement?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:45, Reply)