The Mitchell Johnson song is the best.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I actually don't know this song
which is what happens if you get most of your cricket via BBC live text instead of TMS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Woooah ... he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite.
Accompanyed by standing up, holding a stubby and swaying left and right.

W B Yeats it ain't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

That's underwhelming
I was hoping for something specifically tailored to his tatts, or summat. You could just substitute "Mitchell Johnson" with any other four-syllable name. Up to and including "Joel Garner", if you couldn't afford your own dentistry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Well, except Mitchell Johnson very specifically and publically has massive problems with his line.
but, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Warney had plenty of problems with "lines"
and he was still the greatest bowler of all time. Glenn McGrath my fucking hairy arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

live version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RzX926l4g
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah ... kinda don't do that at Lords though, old chap. Not the done thing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)