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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good God, Sir Lokington-Smythe
Why the deuce were you up at 4:30.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Coughed myself awake I think

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:18, Reply)
good lord.
Have you been battering the cold with whisky?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Yes, and it's surprisingly effective
2 large glasses of Shiraz and a treble Monkey Shoulder broke it's back, I think.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:27, Reply)
last time I had a cold I treated it with Naked Grouse.
Don't let the fact that it's Grouse put you off, it's a blend of Macallan, Highland Park and one other malt.

It's superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT YOU CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
YOU DON'T MAKE THE FACKIN' RULES!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:39, Reply)
I'm now imagining you hitting yourself with a plucked grouse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:38, Reply)
which is exactly what happened

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Every time 'whisky chat' occurs I imagine myself smashing Dozer's face in with an adze.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)
It's good on the nose, with a long finish.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Monty's face reminds me of a bag of spanners.
Every time I think about it my nuts tighten.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:47, Reply)
OI - NO 'WHISKY CHAT'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Erm...this is for medicinal purposes
not the "mmmm....peaty" brigade
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

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