I was shown the winner's dances yesterday
And your comment 'the prdictability of oestrogen' is spot-on!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

As soon as the names were announced I knew Louis Smith would win
and that getting his top off in the final would help this happen. Stuck a tenner on him before I'd seen any of them dance. BOOM.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

His dance partner was a small woman but to do the overhead press like he did took some serious muscle
Never arm wrestle a gymnast!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah, he didn't even need to jerk (fnarr)
Small she may be but she's solid muscle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Many moons ago...
...I used to go out with a dancer - she was half Spanish and specialised in Flamenco. Solid muscle as you said, and being half Spanish she could be described as a 'passionate' woman.
Happy days
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

This sort of thing
is exactly why I'm mystified when people say dancing is for benders.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

It's the outfits, the fake tan and the heavily made-up men.

Glad to help clear this up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

The men only wear makeup on telly
much as is true with any other studio-based show.

I've just remembered there was one time in Blackpool when a bloke came into the loos and started smothering his face with foundation to make himself more orange. This totally buggers my argument, and as such I'm not sure why I'm telling you. Or why I'm typing this. Any of this. Hmm.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I trained at an Aikido club once where one of the instructors (male) was an ex-ballet dancer
Very strong guy, had a grip like a taxman and rock-solid posture.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Male Ballet dancers have phenomenal bodies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Gay.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

not helping himself here is he

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Not even slightly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)

There is literally nothing I can say
that will convince any of you of my heterosexuality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)