I see what you've done there, singling out the old and infirm
I'll go for;

Arsene Wenger - lynched by a mob of angry fans who've decided it's the only way to get the club to spend serious wedge
Russell Brand - wishful thinking really but AIDS is quite bad for you, so I've heard
Arnold Schwarzenegger - killed to death foolishly attempting own stunts on ill-advised return to moviemaking

Wildcard - future monarch, stillborn in Kate's fanny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 9:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ooh, you're going to feel proper horrible if your wildcard comes true

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Not if I put a fiver on it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Loving the Arnie idea!
Carried on further we could get Stallone, Lundgren, Norris and Willis in one fell swoop!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)