I'd probably have to agree with your first two.
I might add Brucie as my third, though.

Boris for the wildcard. You never know, and I'm sure he'd manage it in some hilariously buffoonish way.

Is 'winterval' officially over now, then? Can we put the tinsel away and get back to normal again?
We stocked up on so much food and alcohol, we'll probably still be getting through it in March.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not til Jan 5th

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Fuck that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Bruce Forsyth is basically immortal
The more people say "it's about time he died, watching him on live TV is just embarrassing", the stronger he becomes. I reckon he's put a tenner on himself to outlive Strictly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

When he dies he''ll be put in an open casket.
His family agreed it would be nice to see him, to see him nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Ha 4-2
In your face leeds
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

That was easily the best thing about yesterday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Even better than watching Fergie explode with rage over a correct decision?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Didn't see that
Was actually oblivious to all Premiership action from yesterday. Was bloody pleased to get away with watching Forest frankly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)