B3TA Multicoloured swopshop
I would like to trade/swop some of the useless dross I have had bought for me this Christmas
I have a large bottle of Jura 10 year old single malt (with one small glass missing from it) what would you trade me for it? Or what do you want to trade?

Alt: What’s the most Nom thing you’ve eaten this Christmas?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:49, 58 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like everything I got from Santa
And I don't blame you getting rid of the Jura, it's not very good.

Most nom thing was the veggie meatballs I cooked. Capers FTW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I've eaten way to much over the last few days
As part of the Christmas Eve Buffet we had these
www.marksandspencer.com/Marks-and-Spencer-Mini-Pies/dp/B0028CBSGS
Well fucking Nom especially with a bit of Stilton.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I'll be keeping my presents from Santa
Most nom thing eaten? Gloucester Old Spot ham poached in apple juice - truly awesome!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I got nice gifts this year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

gifts Ball's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I made a fucking awesome pea soup.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Show off
I hope you added Bacon/Ham to it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

It was made with the stock from boiling the ham.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)

+ster

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Not much goodness in a hamster
you'd need at least a dozen to make a decent stock. If you're going to cook a pet then you're better starting with the rabbits and guinea pigs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

RACIST

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Easy now.
Not all rabbits are niggers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Fuck I feel suddenly compelled to make French onion soup
I need to go out and get a large crusty loaf though :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Bake, you lazy cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Yep agreed
Easier and cheaper to buy one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Cheaper to buy decent bread than to bake it?
Are you on crack?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I haven’t got all the ingredients that I need to bake,
so by the time I go and get them, and start baking it will be far easier to buy a loaf from the local farm shop
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

All the ingredients?
It's flour and water. And yeast if you don't have a starter. Jesus wept.

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=afY4v0y4fL4
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT
I'm shit at making bread, I always fuck up bread, them doughy bastards hate me, no matter what recipe I follow they come out looking like angry medicine balls the bastards. :\
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Soz. I might knock up a brioche now.
Just to appease the Bread Gods.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Arrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Flounces*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)

If there's any glass missing from a bottle
it might be broken.

I'd like to swap a life of tedious misery and self-loathing for one lived by a normal person, please.

Alt: my sister-in-law's bubble and squeak yesterday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

*I'd like to swap a life of tedious misery and self-loathing for one lived by a normal person, please.*
That rules out all of us on here then.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I dunno
some of these spastics claim to have productive real lives.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

HAHAHahahahahahahhaaaaa
Good one b3th
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I've accidentally managed to be successful and happy with a smashing family and a lot of money and a fun yet challenging career.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I don't want Jura. It is a boring whisky.
I've got a lot of recycling you're very welcome to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Yo Windy
That it till New Years eve then?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

yeah mate,
Had a rather glorious couple of days so far, just waiting for ladypig to have a shower, then off out for lunch somewhere.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I was watching Wheeler Dealers last night
They did up a mark 2 Jag. and drove it through Oxford, every time they passed a pub I thought, is that Windy’s?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Ooh,
I'll have a look for that episode. It seems unlikely though, as I'm at the far end of the bit that looks like you'd want it to look on telly, where it just turns in to a town.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

They were doing the Inspector Morse thing.
So lots of shots near the Uni. I suppose.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

maybe then,
Pub is in a few episodes. Well, the outside at least. It's hilarious how many times Morse walks in to one building, but walks in to a room in a completely different building, especially with pubs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I got this
www.theperfumeshop.com/fcp/product/fragrances/-/HUGO-Man/7520?sku=1125582

But I've still got loads from my birthday so would happily trade it for something else. Open to offers!

Alt: Made a chilli Christmas Eve, it was gert lush.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Swop it for Chanel Allure (homme sport).
I always get complimented when I wear it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)

hommer. ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Dohhhhhhhh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Something other than Eau de Toilette
which I have plenty of, ta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I had that a few years ago.
It's pretty bent and is totally wrong for this time of year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I got my all time favourite off Lusty
Czech & Speake. no.88.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I don't know it.
I got some Cerruti 1881 fae Santa.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Joy!
Chem have a massive sale on!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

someone's going to make a sale to me of 'chem'
in a minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Easy Bros.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Powder or weed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I'm guessing powder here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Might be both
The challenge here will be getting it to last until NYE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

He'll never do it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

He might.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

NYE 4PM.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

^^^ this ^^^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)