i've always wanted to have a go on a segway.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:47, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Can't you hire them?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

There's nowhere to put your cock
I've tried already.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)

They are amusing
we hired some in Ljubjana (sp? fuck knows) on a stag do. Nothing like drunken segwaying between strip clubs, I find. All of the class.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

http://www.city-discovery.com/london_tours/segway_and_walking_tours_page_2#/?category=15,&keyword=segway

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)

It's spelt "segue"
fucking Merkins
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I conversation I once had with an American contained
"No, it shouldn't be spelt 'merang'. No, it shouldn't be pronounce 'merengay', either".

That wasn't because he was an American, though. It was because he was a fucking retard. Obviously it should be "merengoo"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)