Fad to black, bring up credits.
It's MOOOONNNNNNN-tee. MOOOOOON-tee. His ex fell out of her fucking tree.
It's MOOOONNNNNNN-tee. MOOOOOON-tee. She hit every branch, which implied more insanity.


Next week on Monty....

** Monty walks into a bar wearing a very dapper suite **
HI GUYS !!!!!! I WON THE GENTLEMAN COMPETITION !!!! *canned laughter*
**fade to black**
HAY, WHAT'S THAT STUFF? LOOKS LIKE TALKEN POWDER ! OH JEE GUYS ! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN !
**fade from black to the whole of london burning with monty only wearing a hat and socks, with a smile on his face **

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Although seriously, as much as that totally sucks, can you use it in the court case? I had a dinnner party last weekend and my cousen has spent TWICE the value of my flat so far on his devorce. He said he'd rather have bought my flat and next door's, then burnt it to the ground (which is where I said, "With her in it?"). He's probably only exasorating by like £25k or soo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It doesn't exactly make her look good, that's for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)

You should see how many catch-phrases you can get your solicitor or whatever to say.
"M'lurd.....My client, Mr Boyce, wishes to express in no uncurtain terms that the [opponent?defedent?oppersition?whatever] should, and this is a direct quote, "Check Yo' Self before Yo' Wreck Yo' Self", and on that note, would like it to be known that "That bitch be crazy as fuck, yo' " under the strongest of legal terminology".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I will definitely do this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)