Haha, yes.
Although one of my mates can and has used a monoski, but the smug cunt can ski down just about anything, on anything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Second time I went skiing I saw a monoskier crash, he died later in hospital.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I always hoped this would happen to all the pricks on snowblades and scooters

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I saw 4 or 5 this year
I think it may be making a comeback
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

really? I shall keep an eye out.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

So who is worse, monoboarders or bladers?
Monoboaders have a retro charm at least, bladers should be run over by piste bashers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

bladers are arseholes
because anyone can get down a piste on blades, there's no skill to it. It's the equivalent of turning up to a track day with an Impreza.

monoboards are at least really difficult to use.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

here we can agree
It's like the Good Friday agreement for snow sports.

The snow was great btw, could be a good season, where and whn are you going?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

26th Jan and wherever we decide last-minute (well, will probably book this week)
Would like Les Arcs but I'm not seeing any great reductions for there right now. Probably becuase the snow is epic. Glad you enjoyed it, even though you're a dirty gay-on-a-tray.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

prick with sticks ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Ah, wanks on planks is better
because you LOVE our sticks when we give you a tow on the flat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

this post ^ sounds dirtier than it should.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

i'm certainly moving towards bongle risk 5

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I prefer a shunt from behind to get me going

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

all forms of sliding on snow and ice
are just expensive and elaborate ways of breaking ones legs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

i have never broken anything skiing or snowboarding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

then you are doing it wrong

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)