i bet they were standing in the way
fuckin skiers always stand in big groups nattering away oblivious to their surroundings.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, I can't fault the target
but on the other hand he was tumbling down the side of a mountain like a spastic and he was on a snowboard.

I don't know, it's a difficult one to pick a side on.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Haha, fuck off.
Snowboarders are lethal stopped on piste, because the stupid cunts sit down. Usually just over a blind brow. Idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

skiers are worse
and french skiers are the worst.

And then you have the cunts snaking down in long lines, why do you feel the need to follow someone all the time?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not disagreeing about the french
but snowboarders really are worse, because stopping sitting down means you don't see them until the last minute. Skiers usually* stop at the side of a piste as well. Snowboarders almost never do. I think it's a average age thing rather than the sport per se, as in snowboarders are more likely to be yoofs and therefore utterly selfish cunts with no self awareness.

The snakes are lessons, and that's what instructors tell them to do. Because unless you're retarded, it's much easier to go round a lesson when it's predicatable because they all follow the same path. Are you retarded?

*not always, I agree, but mostly
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Do you really need to ask?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Ok lets be honest here, sometimes snowbaords sit in the way and sometimes skiers stand in the way, both are really as bad as ach other
but there are many more skiers so they take up more room.

Lessons fine, but there are spastic skiers all over who follow each other down
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

as opposed to snowboarders
who shouldn't be on the piste in the first place?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

you sound like my mother in law
As someone who can do both and has done both skiing and snowboarding, i think they both have a place in the world.

You're just a bigoted old woman
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Finally, Nakers gets me.
In all seriousness, snowboards are less suited to piste than skis. But I don't really want the off entirely. Much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

and now you both wrestle in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

As long as he brings the oil.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I should point out, for the benefit of fairness
I don't actually hate snowboarders. Snowboards are epic in powder, and brilliant in the park. I just don't know why people use them on piste. It's like putting a rally car on an F1 track. In the way of people in F1 cars.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)