"Worse Than Nakers"
Meaning you've managed to be worse than the worst thing ever to appear on the internet. An obvious physical impossibility, it's an example of an hyperbolic insult.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

it has constant negative curvature?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

*that picture of Picard face-palming*

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I've crocheted a hyperbolic plane

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)

This a hyper-bollocks post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Oh, like "You mum is so fat her gynaecologist has to be a mountaineer"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)