I feel alright
I went to a comedy night last night, it was pretty good. 4 shiny-faced popped-collared young lads in the front row got a fair bit of stick as a public school boy band for the first half, then it got worse after the interval after the compère asked the one in the pink shirt what his name was and he said "Rupert".

"So, I guess you all met in the Guards then" said the compère after he'd stopped laughing. Turns out Rupert IS in The Horseguard. That was the rest of the evening's material right there.

(Best name suggested for their boy band was probably "Eton Mess").
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

5ives
would have been very witty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Why?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Because 5ive were a boy band in the nineties with hits such as "Slam dunk the funk" and "Got tha feeling"
and "Fives" is a game played at Eton
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)

It's also played at Winchester.
It's like squash but if someone nicked the racquets aka really shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

ie public schools, like the boys in the crowd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

so it's just handfuls of balls?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)

nah, you slap the balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)