pink and scrubbed
nothing like a temperamental old boiler to make you properly appreciate a hot shower.

I was going to have organic porridge with maple honey from the staff canteen this morning but they said it would be a couple of minutes for the next batch so I had a sausage sandwich instead. I'm a busy man, I can't hang around the canteen all day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

With tales like this you should have your own column in GQ magazine.
'some men fear him, others want to be him. Read his amazing true life stories exclusively in GQ magazine'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'd struggle to pick and choose between my exciting adventures
I went to Himjim's secret burger place Tuesday night and had the chilli dog. Excellent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I've been back twice since then and each time I've regretted not having a hotdog.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

That place is excellent. The diablo burger is superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Hahaha
Welcome back, chirpmeister.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

temperamental old boiler?
Enough about swipe already.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I phrased it that way specially

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)