I'd ask him nothing, I've already found out he owns a green onesie, I need no further information from him. Can you please escort him from the premises and we shall never speak of this again.
Alt: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I1fiMLVkBYo6SVGkl-eARb-eagMr_zun4TeAjCVsFjU/edit
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Thank you for being the only one taking the Alt: seriously.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UnHqsHONV4BODub6XSdGWqaLJCGbQq1p-e64B-n2jck/edit
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n2v2MRwPS4iOneAXB0LP3_EPxKj-p6yDUnFuuoMQMLQ/edit
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

a spreadsheet would have been better

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

You'd think PsychoChomp would know that already but noooo, text document says he, text document he gets

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

There's an awful lot of people who wouldn't know how to correctly use the spreadsheet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I ain't no spreadsheet whizz but if you set up a table already with some extra spaces
With NAME and FOOD columns, you can't go wrong right?

Then you could add them all together and oh wait no that's wrong, I dunno what a spreadsheet is, sorry
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I think you'd want an =IF(B1="breadless sandwich", "bent") in there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Seriously man you must work in a petrol station
I bet it's on the A1 and you've got a van out front that does tea and bacon butties too
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)