I'd ask him if he knows his last name rhymes with egg
And does he mind being called Nick Egg
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I like Cleggs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Might have a four Clegg omelette later

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It's amazing how few people know the joys of a good omelette.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I've never made an omelette
I'm shit at cleggs
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I'll do a youtube video about it and show you all how to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Make it in the style of Titli Nihaan's mental videos and I'll watch it and buy your calendar

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

All I know is that you cannot make one without seriously injuring Nick Cleggs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

"You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)