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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's your secret?I tried faking Gonz's death a couple of times but the bugger kept turning up just at the fucking will readings. 'Faked will' indeed. FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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You have to make it believable, and also provide a new identitySo death by 'pringles can to the colon' won't work, you need something milder. Like 'attacked by chimps in London Zoo'
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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It all makes sense when you put it like that.I'm so stupid!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Then you just gotta give him a new nameI like to go for hispanic names, like Fernando Rodriguez, or Manuel Espanol
New b3ta account, I dunno, 'bulldonker', you're golden.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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'em chimps ain't got shit on me...... I GOT SHIT ON 'EM !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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Arse facing arse and gonz and the chimps make a shit rainbow for the delight of the kids(
Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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That's.....that's beautiful, man(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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*Wipes tear*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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