I AM AT WORK.
someone decided to bring their child to the pub, then got upset when I asked her to control him after he nearly tripped a bar girl carrying plates. Apparently I'm a rude inconsiderate man. I pointed out that her child was a danger to itself and me, and she told me to Fuck off. I've never had to ask a mother to leave my pub on a Saturday afternoon before.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Well. That's the last time I'm coming to YOUR establishment.
Come Quentin, let's leave.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

it was called David

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Why would you look at a baby and go 'yes, looks like a Dave'
Poor lad has no hope
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)

pronounced dah-vid?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)