Nowt happens round here on a weekend eh?
I guess you lot are all fully functional human beings who do stuff on your weekends, instead of being around to entertain me.

Poor show.

Alt: Poor show.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:13, 64 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm around, but it's night time, and I've just finished work, so I probably won't be around for ages.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

You're the worst
I vomit in your direction
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I lick it up and gargle it a bit and then dribble it down my chin and rub it seductively into my tit hair.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Then I scrape "kiss me" into the slime and dot the 'i' with a carrot chunk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I coyly bite the nail of my sicky finger and glance downwards.
"Oh ... looks like I spilled some ... how ever will I clean it off ... ?"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Hold on I'm writing this down
These are brillo SBP-Late ideas
The companion comic to SBP, put the kids to bed, it gets a little blue
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Then we fuck, yeah?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Sweetie, we always fuck

( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 17:54, Reply)

The State Bank of Pakistan
has a comic?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

It's mad shit dude
Proper lols from all the banking stuff
The japes those guys get up to
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I spend saturday mornings slamming my willy in the fridge door

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Alright King Zog
That's nice, everyone needs a hobby. I like to bash my head against the bath until I see pretty things.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Hahahahahahhahahaaa you post on the weekends.....
.......Wait hang on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Ain't my weekend that's why
It's this or do work
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I totes just got a wicked crop
top that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Riding or food
I ain't up on your farmer lingo
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

HAIR FUCKING CUT
What's popping with /talk?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Oh I bet you look SMASHING
djrich has been on the site for a long time
Someone later will post 'alright'
Then maybe 'pricks'
Then ask if anyone is going down the juicer
It's all go
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

May I add Wanker
Just to be all hip like them folks on /talk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

We're a cool bunch an no mistake
A veritable hotbed of discussion these days, not just the same post fourteen times a day, oh no
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Just popping in to highlight the fact I won't be in later
laters, chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

This courtesy has brought a tear to my eye

( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I have beers now it's gone 12
MOAR news as it happens
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Keep me updated
I'm living through you now
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I am currently looking out of my window
At a black bird with a really nice pair of tit’s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

ornithology at its best
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

They're chalk birds now
Get with the times
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

afternoon Madge

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

watch out or I'll magic queef at you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Your madge vage has no power over me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I feel sick.
True story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

you should get rid of that full length mirror

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

well that's a bit rude isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Unusual fetish, stroking pavement pizza, but each to their own.
My sproglet is chomping on an ice lolly. It is 2 degrees and an icy wind on top in the park, and more ice is clearly just the thing?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry to hear that
I am in rude health, if that helps
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)

immeasurably

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I'm off to watch the Association Footballs in the pub later.
I suspect that I may come back grumpy.

Alt: "Rushton's Illustrated" was an extremely poor show.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

But in the pub you can shout at the telly and have fine beers
Calm your fury with many decent drinks

Thank you for being the only person to answer the alt.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I'm considerate like that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I AM AT WORK.
someone decided to bring their child to the pub, then got upset when I asked her to control him after he nearly tripped a bar girl carrying plates. Apparently I'm a rude inconsiderate man. I pointed out that her child was a danger to itself and me, and she told me to Fuck off. I've never had to ask a mother to leave my pub on a Saturday afternoon before.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Well. That's the last time I'm coming to YOUR establishment.
Come Quentin, let's leave.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

it was called David

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Why would you look at a baby and go 'yes, looks like a Dave'
Poor lad has no hope
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)

pronounced dah-vid?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Alt, Black and White Minstrels.
70s awfulness, I saw this as a young kid.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of blackface
Put Charlie Africa in his place, the sun never sets on the empire, god bless the queen mum
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I just got back.
My housemates convinced me to go clubbing. I did not object. But I do object to sky high prices and people drinking until they vomit. No thank you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

also, why do people smoke? it's disgusting.
My hair reeks because some dick couldn't bear to go a few hours without a ciggie and was smoking outside the club where everyone stands to get in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Cos it looks well cool innit
And your parents don't want you smoking and damnit I'll smoke if I like mum you can't tell me what to do I'm fifteen
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

What a bogan

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Afternoon hippy.
What's a bogan?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

alrizzle?
I just bought myself a new watch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Does it have Mickey Mouse on it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

How many diamonds does it have on it?

( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

none.
Casio G Shock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

The G stands for "G money"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)

no, it stands for 'Geoffrey'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Good that you name your watches
My watch, Basil, is glad to hear that.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

My day has been
Caff, pub, football, pub.

Now about to gather the Doris and take her out for dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)