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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I am only a mid range cunt
I would use a melon baller...
But I draw the line at an avocado tool
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:46,
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13 years ago)
My cuntiest kitchen gadget is probably a foil cutter for wine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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but losing something like that
would mean a delay in getting wine from bottle to gob
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I've used it millions of times. Great use of £1.99.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I have a knife
and/or sharp teeth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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^ threat OTD
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Yes, but given you tend to drink White Lightening it doesn't get much use.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I contemplated
one of those red wine airers...
But I also have a foil cutter
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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Stunned has one.
It looks lovely as an ornament actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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Are you sure its not a
butt plug
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Yes.
His butt plug looks entirely different.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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