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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never been able to hide much from my parents - mainly because I wasn't generally a naughty child, and also because I'm rubbish at lying.
I recommend you try to learn the stupid language. it might make your life easier. Even basics like please and thank you go a fair way.
( , Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

ENGLISH!
SLOWLY, AND LOUDLY.
Then shoot a few of 'em for being willfully forrin, teach the survivors to play cricket. And then tell them that now they're part of The Glorious British Empire, they've got to give you ALL their shineys in return for being taught to be civilised.
GOD BLESS HER MAJESTY!
HUZZAH!
( , Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
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