Apparently Tesco's Veggie Burgers are even worse than their Horsemeat Beef Burgers...They contain UniQuorn

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's not though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You're getting funnier and funnier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Not really, do shut up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

+ looking

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I like that one
Ten great horsemeat gags....
@Freddie_UK: A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

@BobJWilliams: I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

@JohnMoynes: I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.

@DiamondsIRL: Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

@GBretman: So horsemeat has been found in TescoProducts but a spokesman says It's bollocks

@pinkyperfection: I had a tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse

@brucel: Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

@PaulLewis: Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"

@PensionsMonkey: There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.

@elhaydo: Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

And one really bad one...
@johnprescott: I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tescohorsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)