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Alright Tangles.
Been to the pub?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:23,
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Nah, not tonight.
Would you believe me if I told you I'm having a beer and listening to a record?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:28,
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I would.
Will we be getting the hatrick of your Doris fucking off to bed and you having a sneaky joint?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:30,
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Way ahead of you there.
I nipped to the shop earlier.
*taps nose*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:32,
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Ooh, you sly one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:33,
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Went out for a pint of milk
Came back with a pot noodle, 3 kit-kats and a packet of hob-nobs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:33,
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You reckon that might have given the game away?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:35,
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What did you go out for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:36,
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In the spirit of altruism
I went to get Mrs tangle some chocolate.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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She was probably planning on having a cheeky joint when you were at the shops.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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Crafty bitch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:41,
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Be sure to give her a slap and then make her sleep on the sofa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:43,
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But count the remaining hob-nobs first, you don't want her eating them in the night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:43,
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No way.
They are all mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:47,
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Take them to bed with you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:48,
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Way ahead of you there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:53,
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