As Fister asked me what's new, I shall tell you
On Saturday, and again yesterday, I had my back doors smashed in. Literally, we were burgled Saturday and they had another (unsuccessful) bash yesterday. Back door was FUCKED. What real-life instances are euphemistically appropriate to you? Has Kroney ever actually dropped some kids off at the pool, for example?

Alt: I've lost a stone so far this year. Amazing what can happen if you quit drinking, eat less and exercise more. What have you lost?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A game of "passive aggressive email" with my boss
but only round one.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

A stone in 3 weeks? That's pretty impressive, prepare to plateau however

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah am chuffed but fully expecting the other two stone I want to shift to take much longer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

interest

(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

CLICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

None at the minute
Alt: I weighed myself last night, I'm now about 11 1/2 stone, which isn't too bad. I want to carry on losing a little weight, and I'm restarting the gym next month.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

11 and a half stone sounds like a woman weight if you ask me
Unless AA is about 4'11"?
(quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Real LADS shop at Jackamo LOL
#pies #banter #lager #LAD
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Running is the best way to lose weight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Due to a fucked up knee and asthma, running isn't really one for me.
I'd either collapse or injure myself within 5 minutes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Turd burglar lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

None of this surprises me I'm afraid.
Soz, no amusing anecdotes regarding neither reverends nor fisting. Well nothing that I'm going to own up to.

Alt: I've lost a stone and a bit since just before Christmas. Nothing too severe, just tried to cut down on carbs a bit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Alt: The will to live.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)