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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Not a good age
It's damaged and the attached pervert is badly tainted.
I'll give you scrap value for a transit with a dented door.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:54,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I don't think the driver will be too happy if I sell his cab.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:56,
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Tell him it's TD - he'll know my money's good
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:00,
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More like
"the attached taint is badly perverted"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:56,
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It's got a bolt through it and a tattoo of a stylised owl.
I think that's pretty nicely perverted.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:02,
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Oh, a Chippendale tawny cock ring?
They're rare you know, only 6 were made and Prince Philip has 3 of them.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:06,
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A van with a tattoo of an owl on the door!
Whatever next?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:08,
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