altalt wtf?
are you seriously getting so desperate you need to get yourself off over the fantasies of internet strangers pretending to do megan fox and salman rushdie up the bum?
(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

yes
that was it. you totally got me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

dirty bitch

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

i learned from the best
your sister
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

they don't call her birdseye multipack for nothing

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

what a revolting phrase
you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

nah, she doesn't do kissing with her clients as it feels too emotional

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)