Alt: this 'you have to get cakes and shit on your own birthday' bollocks is fucked up.
You won't catch me doing that - fuck that, buy me a cake if you insist, otherwise suck my dick you wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:23, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+ I can't afford the fuckers anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:27, Reply)

it was my birthday last week and I did a cheeseboard
It was very well received.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

So my choices are to buy you cake or suck your dick?
That sounds good to me, I mean, if I was the one giving that choice. I don't want to buy you cake or suck your dicks, but if everyone else could buy me cake or suck my dick, then that would be wicked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Alt: it makes sense though
Would you rather get far too many cakes once a year, or the odd slice of cake every month/week/few days (depending on office size)?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)