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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got a new tumble drier, but I did a wash two days ago and don't have enough to do another to test it
:'(
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Piss yourself, then tumble dry your clothes at full heat.
Your house - and clothes - will smell lovely.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)
this is definitely the voice of experience

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Fucking right son

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
shit the bed

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I can't shit the bed till swipe agrees to sleep with me
I ain't messing up my egyptian cotton for no good reason, do you even know the threadcount on those bad boys?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
And remember that even after you've shat the bed she probably still won't even dump you.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
dump lol

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I've heard you can make beff burginoon in a tumble drier

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I just thought I'd change my sheets tonight, bit early midweek but it's ok to treat yourself
Then I remembered I ran out of Ariel, I'm going to have to swing by the shop on my way home

This is literally turning out to be the worst day ever
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)
you can make b3th burginoon......
Euphimism of the day
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Put a cat in it.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
where am I going to get a cat?
The mrs has a cat but if I tried to take it across london it's going to have my eyes out
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

rohypnol it
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
the cat first

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Pretend to be a sardine
It will come willingly
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I can't just betray my napoline heritage like that

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I thought you lived in Reading

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
depends who you ask

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
i'm asking you?

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I've been to reading once

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
after all the help I gave you yesterday, this is how you repay me?
For shame, psychochomp
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

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